lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

my-wanton-self:

Boom.

blood-redshoes:

actuallyatimelord:

pitchpipestarkid:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

animationfanatic:

thesmokinsmolder:

7:15 a.m.by Eumenidi

is this…. all the disney princesses in their dressing room getting ready in the morning to film their movies?? I want an au

this is sooooo cute!!!

lol look what belle’s reading

Seriously the longer you look the more you find.

is ariel trying to brush rapunzels hair with a fork dinglehopper?

risarodil:

That’s got to be the goal: to destroy less and create more. To increase awesome and decrease suck.

~ Hank Green

snooze2010:

this is it.

this is Ellen folks.

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

make me choose:
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 imbetterlikethis asked: elphaba or april?

For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I don’t live in the woods by myself by the time I’m 25, I have failed.

[…] I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance. I do crazy shit.

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